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Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

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Department of Education Introduces ‘TikTok for Tots’ Learning Program

USPS Replaces Mail Trucks with Carrier Pigeons to Cut Costs

Supreme Court Justices Now Required to Wear Mood Rings for ‘Transparency’

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British Museum Stunned to Discover That Everything They Took from Other Countries Actually Belongs to Those Countries

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A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine

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In Major Breakthrough, Scientists Confirm Diplomatic Relations Are Now Just Obsolete Technology

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Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom

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King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

Experts say that Great Britain’s Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

A Russian Destroyer Hits An Iceberg In The North Sea

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The 7th Cavalry US Armored Division decimates one of Putin’s top divisions at the Battle of Izyum

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Mexico’s Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky

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Money

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Health

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Taylor Swift Announces New Album: ‘Reputation: The Revenge of the Swifties'”

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Breaking Bad: The Sequel: Walter White’s Retirement Plan: Selling Kettle Corn

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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

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