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Tech

Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters...

Sports

Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

Business

The new Anson Mount ‘Hell On Wheels’ condoms are flying off the shelves

Entertainment

Harry and Megs create royal rap song

Sports

The NCAA March Madness Committee says Paul Bunyan Condoms will be the 2025 official sponsor

Sports

King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

US

It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box

US

Fights at Popeyes without a single can of spinach in sight

Entertainment

Kim Kardashian goes commando

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America’s top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises

US

Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

US

GOP Proposes New Amendment: Any News That Makes Republicans Uncomfortable is Fake

US

U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

US

Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

US

FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

US

CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’

US

Department of Education Introduces ‘TikTok for Tots’ Learning Program

US

USPS Replaces Mail Trucks with Carrier Pigeons to Cut Costs

World

World news

AI Chatbot Elected President of Small Nation, Promises to ‘Definitely Not Enslave Humanity

World news

Global Coffee Shortage Averted: Millennials Switch to Avocado Lattes

World news

World Peace Achieved After Leaders Agree to Settle Disputes via Mario Kart Tournaments

World news

World’s Billionaires Pool Resources to Build Giant Money Bin, Hire Scrooge McDuck as Consultant

World news

Boris Johnson Announces New Political Party: ‘The Brexit Remorse Party’

Politics

Politics

Political Ads Announce Candidate is ‘For the People,’ but Not ‘The People’ in Their District

Politics

Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful

Politics

Majority of Voters Say They Want Change, Will Definitely Re-elect Same People in November

Politics

Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Donald They Don’t Want You to Know

Politics

Nation Excited for Upcoming Election Season of Relentless Attack Ads and Family Division

Money

Money

Investors Finally Realize They Should’ve Invested in Comic Books Instead

Money

Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs

Money

Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos

Money

Wall Street Experts: ‘We Have No Idea What’s Going On

Money

Inflation So High, Even Your Dollar Bills Are Asking for a Raise