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Charles Barkley says he drinks a case of Bud Light every day and adds F*ck da haters!

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One of the greatest players to ever dribble a basketball, Charles Barkley, has said that he supports the LGBTQ community.He noted that he knows...

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Gen Z Discovers Ultimate Life Hack: Just Sleep Through the Struggle

February 19, 2025

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February 19, 2025

A$AP Rocky’s Trial Inspires New Reality Show: ‘America’s Got Alibis

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A tremendous mudslide buries dozens of Italian vineyards

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You Won’t Believe How This Guy Won the Daytona 500 (It’s His Mom’s Fault)

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Is Carrie Underwood’s marriage on the rocks???

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Fauci Pardoned Just in Time for His New Role as Masked Singer Judge

admin - January 20, 2025

Trump Names Mar-a-Lago Chef as Secretary of State: ‘His Lasagna Has More Layers Than NATO

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Trump Hires Broadway Choreographer to Make Cabinet Members’ Entrance ‘More Dramatic Than Hamilton

admin - January 19, 2025

White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

Congress Passes Bill to Make ‘Please’ Optional in Polite Society

White House Unveils Groundbreaking “Inflation Reduction Trampoline”: Bounce Your Way to Lower Prices!

Congress Accidentally Passes Bipartisan Bill, Unsure Who to Blame

Poll: 60% of Americans Believe in Democracy, Just Not This Kind”

The Yukon Yuckmaker blizzard buries Fargo, North Dakota in eight feet of snow

The Los Angeles Police Department hires one of L.A.’s most infamous prostitutes

Avocado Wedding Cakes have become quite the rage

The US Proctologists Guild names Ted Cruz “asshole of the year”

Breaking: Senators Seen Reading Legislation They Just Passed, Gasps Ensue

Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

GOP Proposes New Amendment: Any News That Makes Republicans Uncomfortable is Fake

U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

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A devastating earthquake hits Moscow destroying the city’s largest salad dressing factory

admin - February 7, 2025

James Bond is a terrorist, but Pussy is galore

admin - February 3, 2025

King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

admin - January 27, 2025

World Leaders Excited to Fly Thousands of Miles for Climate Summit to Pledge New Era of Zoom Meetings

The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

United Nations Pleads With World to Please Stop Generating So Many News Headlines All at Once

The HMS Outcast sinks a Russian destroyer

British Museum Stunned to Discover That Everything They Took from Other Countries Actually Belongs to Those Countries

A Cambodian mini-plane sinks a Russian submarine

In Major Breakthrough, Scientists Confirm Diplomatic Relations Are Now Just Obsolete Technology

Landscapers discover that Windsor Castle actually has a moat

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un wants to visit the United Kingdom

Definitive Proof That The Moon Landing Was Real

Meghan wants her own crown – NOW!

King Charles III, invites President Biden to visit Buckingham Palace

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Presidential Candidate Confirms: ‘I Will Definitely Be Fiscally Responsible With Your Hopes...

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Dogecoin Investors Finally Realize They’re Not Actually Rich

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Local Wellness Influencer’s Gut Bacteria Demands Union Recognition

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Elon Musk Buys Twitter Again, Plans to Rename It ‘Musk-rat

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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend “El Gazpacho” is the sexiest man on Earth!

admin - February 8, 2025

Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, and Kate Gosselin to star in the R-rated TV reality show, “The Misadventures of the Cougar MILFs”

February 6, 2025

The most recent episode of “Hell On Wheels” draws over 113 million viewers!

February 2, 2025

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Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

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