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Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

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In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her recent twerking injury is far from a ‘bump in the rump,’ except for one hilarious catch – it throbs like a disco beat when she sneezes or coughs!

According to Cyrus, she twerked a little too vigorously and found herself twerking on the wild side. Fearing for her ‘Twerk-tastic’ reputation, she dashed into the La Brea 24-Hour Clinic. But fear not, dear fans, for Miley is not one to let anything keep her down! She triumphantly declared that within an hour, she was back at her Malibu Beach house, playing with her pet ferret—yes, her pet ferret!

The daring physician responsible for Miley’s ‘Twerk-tastrophe’ has an impressive track record, having also worked on iconic Tinsel Town starlets such as Kourtney Kardashian, Katy Perry, Gwen Stefani, and even Britney Spears (yes, the ‘Oops, I Twerked Again’ sensation).

SIDENOTE: Miley, now that her lower region is back to its twerking glory, has announced plans to ‘date up a storm’—and we can only imagine the twerking-themed dates that await!

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