The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand new state-of-the-art iPhone.
Bezos-Musk Inc., which is headquartered in Austin has just released their brand new Bezos-Musk Saturn 13 iPhone.
The S-13 is the size of a standard size domino and comes with a stylus the size of a sewing pin. It will revolutionize the cell phone industry.
Jeff Bezos said that the new phone can hold up to 900,000 YouTube songs and lyrics.
The phone comes in 17 different colors including Commando Tan, Lipstick Red, Spaceship Blue, and Lilting Lavender.
SIDENOTE: Elon Musk stated that the first 50,000 customers who purchase the new Saturn 13 iPhone will also receive a $100 gift certificate to any Whataburger in the United States, plus the new CD by Camel Toe titled “Heavy Metal Ditties To Use As Background Music During Sex.”
