President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America’s number 1 spy, code name: Lady Chatterley, that he wishes the US had half a dozen female spies, as talented, as gorgeous, and as sexy as LC.
She has dated Russian President Vladimir Nikita Putin, and she was easily able to learn where every one of Russia’s 1,492 Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles are located.
Lady Chatterley, was recently approached by Playboy Magazine and offered $3 million if she would agree to pose in a centerfold layout titled, “Lady Chatterley – The World Hottest, Sexiest, and Horniest Female Spy.”
[PUBISHER’S NOTE: According to information guru Andy Cohen, “LC” has slept with many world leaders including North Korea’s Kim Jong-un, Afghanistan’s Gen. Abu Taboo Fashu, and Chinese leader Xi Jingping.