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It appears that the makers of Bud Light, which has gone from number one in popularity to number 19, did not learn from the antics of the Dixie Chicks.

The Chicks thought that it would be funny to say that President Bush (the daddy) was nothing more than a war-mongering dud.

Well overnight their concert tickets went from an average of $96 to 35¢.

Every country music radio station in the south stopped playing their songs, and even popular singers like Reba McEntire, Dolly Parton, and Shania Twain said that the “Chicks” must have inhaled cigarette lighter fumes with their dumbass, stupid, career-ending comment.

SIDENOTE: Music Moments Magazine reports that the lead singer Natalie Maines is working as a fry cook at Arby’s and Emily Robison is working as a gas meter reader in Houston and Martie Maguire is working as a lifeguard in Galveston. ■

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