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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters specifically to the underserved demographic of folks who haven't upgraded their internet since the days of AOL compact discs. Think...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Reporter Armada Aquatica writes that the...
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Bezos-Musk Inc.’s new amazing iPhone is the size of a domino

The two most brilliant minds in the entire world have just invented a brand...
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Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her...
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New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice

Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
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America’s top female spy, Lady Chatterley, is a mistress of disguises

President Biden recently commented at a dinner in honor of America's number 1 spy,...
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Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman – but only once

In a surprising twist that had Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle's eyebrows reaching...
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The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

The NCAA March Madness Rules & Policy Committee had been thinking about changing the...
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When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh

Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now...
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Squid Game’ Creator Announces New Reality Show, ‘Squidward Game,’ Featuring the Adventures of a Depressed Sea Sponge

BREAKING: 'Squid Game' Creator Announces 'Squidward Game,' A Reality Show About Finding Joy In...
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Breaking: Robots Demand Right To Work From Home

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) – In a move that would make even the most jaded...
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UN Declares ‘Saying Sorry’ Sufficient Punishment for International War Crimes

GENEVA, Switzerland - In a move that's sure to revolutionize international power struggles, the...
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Politician Promises ‘Unity’ While Strategically Dividing Nation into Manageable Voting Blocks

In Historic Push for Unity, Politician Successfully Divides Nation Into 147 Perfectly Antagonistic Groups WASHINGTON...
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Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a display of peak American dysfunction, the much-anticipated healthcare reform...
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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a...
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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...

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