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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the biggest corporation in the world, Bezos-Musk Inc., has just purchased the rights to March Madness 2025. De Gallo stated that the price for the rights was $2.7 billion. NBC bid $1.2...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a recent...
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Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
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Albert Pujols Reveals Secret to Longevity: Diet of Only Chocolate and Red Wine

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USPS Replaces Mail Trucks with Carrier Pigeons to Cut Costs

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Supreme Court to Rule on Whether Supreme Court Should Be Above the Law

In a move that would make Founding Father James Madison do a spit-take of...
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Jennifer Lawrence Reveals Secret to Her Youth: ‘I Drink a Gallon of Olive Oil a Day

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Inflation So High, Even Your Dollar Bills Are Asking for a Raise

NEW YORK CITY – In an unprecedented display of worker solidarity, a crisp Benjamin...
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Lamar Jackson’s New Contract: A Lifetime Supply of Ravens and a Lifetime Ban on Running Backs

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Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies

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Self-Driving Cars Accidentally Form Union, Demand Higher Wages

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Scientists Discover New Species of Moth That Eats Plastic Bags: Fashion Industry Rejoices

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Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Stranger Things Season 5 Delayed Indefinitely: Cast Members Now Too Old to Play High School Students

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Bezos-Musk Inc., buys the rights to March Madness 2025 for $1.9 billion

Sports Bet Gazette writer Pico de Gallo has just broken the story that the...
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Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and...
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Millions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain

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