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What is science’s opinion of broccoli in 2024?

In a world where the opinion of science on broccoli is never sought, we thought we would let you know. Speaking from Chutney on the Fritz's Science Research Centre (sponsored by the Wet Sprocket pub), the club chairman (and so far only member) Brian Asshat...

Millions of tons from a mudslide that hit Portugal are now in Spain

In what Portuguese authorities are calling the "Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides," reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain. Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the country and they are insisting that Portugal foot the...
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