Bill Gates arrived in China and was handing out free man-made viruses he built in his underground dungeon computer lab during a lightning storm and a full wolf moon. These were computer viruses, of course, since Bill is not trained in a biological, chemical, or medical field.
He gave the Chinese Emperor, Xi Dingbat, the computer viruses so that China could unleash them on the world in a few years, locking all the computers, then engaging in extortion and blackmail to make tons of cash and then, maybe, unlock those computers. (With lots of spyware in them, of course, relaying data back to Dingbat himself. Like TikTok.)
The reason Bill was giving the gifts that keep on giving was because he had heard a lot of things on the internet (the most unreliable source of … well, everything) about who and what and how the Covid virus was made. China must have the answers!
Bill and Dingbat will be talking viruses and when the next pandemic should happen – and Bill has tons of investments in Big Pharma and gene therapy and nanobots and AI … all stashed in his secret Chinese bank accounts (right next to Trump’s), so he’s ready to rake in a few billion more. And while all the kids Bill has injected with his nanobot gene therapy drug are twitching and having heart attacks, Dingbat toasts the champagne, loving the idea, wishing he could’ve come up with cool ways of spreading his evil.
When computer and totalitarian fascists get together … you know the world is just gonna get better.
Dingbat said of Bill, “He’s a man who can git ‘er done!” (Thinking this was a phrase all Americans still stay … television in China is behind by about 30-40 years. They just got ‘Welcome Back Kotter”.)
There are over a billion Chinese and Dingbat can’t get them to die fast enough, so the next pandemic should just stay in China, but you know those pesky viruses … they’re like billionaires: they can’t stay home and just infect their own backyards.
A bright and beautiful tomorrow awaits all of us on an off-world colony … uh, sorry, that was from “Blade Runner”. I thought today was the horrible horrible future, but maybe that’ll come out tomorrow, tomorrow, there’ll be sun … sorry, that was from “Annie”.
All this will start happening once Bill and Ding talk long and hard about Jeffery Epstein, and how to keep his legacy alive, in China … where no one can hear you scream and plead for help in a prison cell as the viruses eat you from the inside out … and steal all your money with fine print you DIDN’T READ, so it’s your fault.
