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Entire Staff Attends Mandatory Meeting to Be Told to ‘Just Keep Doing Whatever You’re Doing’

In a move that sent shockwaves (or rather, mild ripples) through the corporate stratosphere, tech giant MegaCorp held a company-wide meeting yesterday, promising a groundbreaking announcement that would "revolutionize the way we work." The anticipation was palpable. Had they finally cracked the code for...

Report: 80% of Managers’ Time Spent Rescheduling Meeting They Didn’t Need in First Place

Just as scientists were on the verge of achieving cold fusion, a new global crisis has emerged, threatening the very fabric of productivity: the epidemic of unnecessary meetings. Groundbreaking research from the Institute for the Study of Pointless Bureaucracy (ISPB) reveals a shocking statistic...
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