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World Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Crisis with Strongly Worded Post-It Notes

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - After weeks of tense negotiations punctuated by lavish hors d'oeuvres and heated debates over private jet fuel efficiency, the world's most powerful leaders have emerged from the 2025 Climate Change Summit with a revolutionary solution: brightly colored Post-It notes. "We are thrilled...

Marine Biologists Confirm Fish Just Aren’t Trying Anymore

LOS ANGELES (AP) - In a stunning announcement that has sent ripples (or should we say barely perceptible twitches) through the scientific community, leading marine biologists have confirmed what many a frustrated angler has long suspected: fish are just simply not trying anymore. Gone...
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