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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters specifically to the underserved demographic of folks who haven't upgraded their internet since the days of AOL compact discs. Think...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Reporter Armada Aquatica writes that the...
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Harry and Megs create royal rap song

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Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills

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Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her...
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Khloe Kardashian admits that yes, she recently dated a Taliban hitman – but only once

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Squid Game’ Creator Announces New Reality Show, ‘Squidward Game,’ Featuring the Adventures of a Depressed Sea Sponge

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Netflix Introduces ‘Shush’ Feature, Automatically Texts Your Ex to Stop Sharing Your Account

LOS GATOS, CA — In a groundbreaking move that combines cutting-edge technology with passive-aggressive...
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Megan Fox Buys Entire Zoo to House Her Growing Collection of Exotic Pets

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Harry Styles Announces New Album: Fine Line 2: The Fine Line Between Sanity and Insanity

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John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis

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BTS Jin’s ‘Super Tuna’ Shatters Records, Leaves Critics Wondering If It’s an Oscar Contender

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Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour: The Only Concert Where You Can Actually Get a Workout

In a revolutionary move that's bound to leave treadmills gathering dust and personal trainers...
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Christopher Nolan’s Next Film ‘Interstellar 2’ to Be Shot Entirely in Zero Gravity: Cast Requires Extreme Training in ‘Space Yoga’

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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

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