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Breaking Bad: The Sequel: Walter White’s Retirement Plan: Selling Kettle Corn

ALBUQUERQUE, NM — In a development that has left law enforcement officials simultaneously baffled and craving a snack, former methamphetamine manufacturer Walter White has emerged from witness protection to launch what critics are calling "the most meticulously engineered kettle corn operation in history." White, now...
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The Kardashians Launch New Cryptocurrency: ‘KardashianCoin’ Promises to Revolutionize Being Famous for Being Famous

LOS ANGELES—In what experts are calling a groundbreaking advancement in the field of meaningless wealth creation, the Kardashian-Jenner family announced Tuesday the launch of their own cryptocurrency, KardashianCoin, marking the first-ever digital currency backed entirely by Instagram likes and reality show ratings. The announcement, made...
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“Hell On Wheels” star Anson Mount addresses the rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant with his baby

Ruggedly handsome Wild West TV star Anson Mount spoke with Pico de Gallo of...
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Taylor Swift and Anson Mount to star in “The Hilarious Hijinks of Bonnie & Clyde”

LaLaLand Daily reporter Willow Tulsa reports that Hollywood is abuzz with the uproarious news...
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Squid Game’ Creator Announces New Reality Show, ‘Squidward Game,’ Featuring the Adventures of a Depressed Sea Sponge

BREAKING: 'Squid Game' Creator Announces 'Squidward Game,' A Reality Show About Finding Joy In...
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John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedians across the globe are reportedly scrambling for existential counseling...
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Kim Kardashian’s New Business Venture: A Kim Kardashian-Themed Escape Room

LOS ANGELES — In a groundbreaking fusion of reality TV entrepreneurship and immersive entertainment,...
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Stranger Things Season 5 Delayed Indefinitely: Cast Members Now Too Old to Play High School Students

In a shocking turn of events that has left fans scrambling for their Eggo...
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Breaking Bad Spin-off ‘Saul Good: The Lawyer Years’ to Feature Saul Goodman’s Early Career as a Pizza Delivery Driver”

Move over, Matlock. Brace yourself, Perry Mason. The legal world is about to witness...
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Bachelor Contestants Now Required to Take ‘Emotional Intelligence’ Course

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a move that sent shockwaves (and a few mascara...
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Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups

In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure...
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Taco Bell adds sushi and tofu burritos to their food menu

Taco Bell is the nation's number one national franchise for Mexican food. The company...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Miley Cyrus says her bikini line injury from twerking has healed up nicely

In an exclusive interview with Press Extra, the ever-entertaining Miley Cyrus revealed that her...

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