BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic collapse yet," nations across the globe are abandoning traditional currencies in favor of a more volatile, yet infinitely more meme-able, market: the digital realm. Forget your dusty old euros and...

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a development that has left crypto bros scrambling for new ways to explain their ramen noodle diets, the era of the ingenious crypto scam appears to be over. After years of relentless innovation in the art of digital deception,...