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NEW YORK — In what experts are calling “a groundbreaking step in performative ideological gymnastics,” conservative commentator Candace Owens has announced her latest television venture: Changed My Mind Again, a show dedicated entirely to Owens publicly revising her opinions in real-time, sometimes multiple times...
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Trump Demands Snoop Change Lyrics to ‘Drop It Like It’s Trump
PALM BEACH, FL—In a bold move that has already sent shockwaves through both the political and hip-hop communities, former President Donald Trump has officially announced that legendary rapper Snoop Dogg will headline his inauguration party, with one peculiar caveat: Snoop must rewrite his iconic...
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Scandal Rocks Government as Officials Caught Acting in Best Interest of Constituents
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Trump Declares War On Hurricanes, Promises Total Weather Victory By 2024
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