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Fed Delivers Lump of Coal With Latest Interest Rate Hike, Just in Time for Holiday Cheer

In a move guaranteed to inspire carols of despair and a nationwide sugar plum shortage, the Federal Reserve announced another interest rate hike this week, perfectly timed to maximize holiday financial stress. The decision, lauded by economists for its "unwavering commitment to holiday cheer,"...

Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters specifically to the underserved demographic of folks who haven't upgraded their internet since the days of AOL compact discs. Think...
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