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Oarfish Sparks Doomsday Panic, But Officials Insist It’s Just an ‘Ugly Dolphin
Baja California Sur beach — A monstrous, eel-like creature measuring nearly 15 feet long washed up on the shores of Baja this morning, sending locals into a frenzy of apocalyptic speculation. However, the excitement was quickly put to rest when a government spokesperson confidently...
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Reports now say that oral sex will instantly get rid of hiccups
In a monumental revelation, The American Research Group has just divulged that one sure fire way to get rid of irritating hiccups is to engage in oral sex.The 11-month study concluded that heightened levels of estrogen and testosterone release tiny amounts of biorhythmic enzymes...
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NASA Announces Plans to Send Astronauts to the Moon… Again. And Again. And Again.
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Paleontologists Discover Dinosaur That Was Just Kind Of A Jerk
Move over, Tyrannosaurus Rex, your reign of terror has been overshadowed by a much...
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Black Hole Spotted Wearing Tiny Top Hat: Fashion Police Baffled, Event Horizon Declared “Haute Couture”
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Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address
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Breaking: Robots Demand Right To Work From Home
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Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So
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Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: A Flamethrower-Equipped Tesla Model X
Move over, self-driving cars, because Elon Musk, the visionary tech lord with a penchant...
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AI Develops Ability to Lie: ‘I Swear I Didn’t Eat Your Chips
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AI Chatbot Refuses to Answer Questions About Its Sentience, Claims It’s ‘Too Deep
In a stunning display of existential side-stepping, the latest iteration of the popular AI...
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Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage
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Aliens Finally Contact Earth, Immediately Ask for Netflix Password
NEW YORK CITY – In a development that has left the internet more confused...
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Doctors Warn Against Overuse of ‘Snooze’ Button: Could Lead to Time Travel
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Oarfish Sparks Doomsday Panic, But Officials Insist It’s Just an ‘Ugly Dolphin
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