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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its latest social media platform, Facebook Lite. This groundbreaking innovation caters specifically to the underserved demographic of folks who haven't upgraded their internet since the days of AOL compact discs. Think...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the airwaves on the Bravisimo Network is "Secrets." The show deals with the sexploits of four Manhattan secretaries who work for a highly reputable Manhattan law firm. Reporter Armada Aquatica writes that the...
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King Charles III, reveals that Queen Elizabeth left $700,000 to her favorite Major League Baseball team

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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

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The Supreme Court rules that March Madness has to remain in March

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Cardinals Hire New Offensive Coordinator: A Vending Machine

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Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

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Kyrie Irving Trades Earth for Flat Earth Society Membership

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Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again

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Bryce Harper Signs 10-Year Contract Extension, Immediately Requests Trade

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Sean Payton’s New Job: Coaching the Denver Broncos… to a Lifetime of Mediocrity

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Josh Allen’s Latest Challenge: Learning to Celebrate Touchdowns Without Screaming Like a Banshee

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Atlanta Braves Offer Free Tickets to Fans Who Can Name All 30 MLB Teams

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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

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