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Shohei Ohtani Declares Himself a One-Man League, Demands Trade to Every Team
LOS ANGELES, CA - In a move so audacious it would make Babe Ruth blush, baseball phenom Shohei Ohtani has officially declared himself a one-man league, demanding a trade to all 30 Major League Baseball teams at once. This unprecedented request, delivered via a...
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Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again
NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move that some are calling "aggressively sentimental," Yankees fans have launched an online petition to retire Derek Jeter’s legendary No. 2 jersey... for a second time. The effort, led by diehard Yankees enthusiasts, aims to make history by...
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Bryce Harper Signs 10-Year Contract Extension, Immediately Requests Trade
In a move that would make Machiavelli himself raise a skeptical eyebrow, Philadelphia Phillies...
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Atlanta Braves Offer Free Tickets to Fans Who Can Name All 30 MLB Teams
Atlanta -In a move that's sure to revolutionize the fan experience and potentially cure...
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Albert Pujols Reveals Secret to Longevity: Diet of Only Chocolate and Red Wine
Move over, Tom Brady with your avocado ice cream. Forget about LeBron James' anti-aging...
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MLB Considering Using VR Goggles for Umpires to Enhance Strike Zone Accuracy
Just when baseball fans thought the age of robo-umps and instant replay challenges couldn't...
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MLB Pitchers File Class-Action Lawsuit: New Pitch Clock Doesn’t Allow Enough Time To Adjust Cap 47 Times Between Throws
PHOENIX, AZ — In what's being described as "the greatest threat to baseball traditions...
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Zelenskyy’s War Strategy: One Man, One T-Shirt, Infinite Determination
KYIV—In a stunning shift in military strategy, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has announced that...
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Oarfish Sparks Doomsday Panic, But Officials Insist It’s Just an ‘Ugly Dolphin
Baja California Sur beach — A monstrous, eel-like creature measuring nearly 15 feet long...
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FBI agents have captured one of Al-Qaeda’s sexiest female spies
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has just informed the American public that members...