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Shohei Ohtani Declares Himself a One-Man League, Demands Trade to Every Team

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a move so audacious it would make Babe Ruth blush, baseball phenom Shohei Ohtani has officially declared himself a one-man league, demanding a trade to all 30 Major League Baseball teams at once. This unprecedented request, delivered via a...

Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again

NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move that some are calling "aggressively sentimental," Yankees fans have launched an online petition to retire Derek Jeter’s legendary No. 2 jersey... for a second time. The effort, led by diehard Yankees enthusiasts, aims to make history by...
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