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NBA Announces New Rule: Players Must Be At Least 7 Feet Tall to Dunk

In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and short players contemplating stilts, the National Basketball Association announced a groundbreaking new rule this week: dunking will only be legal for players measuring in at a towering 7 feet or taller. "We believe this...

LeBron James Signs Lifetime Contract with Nike, Becomes Sole Owner of the Company

BEAVERTON, OR — In a historic deal that sent shockwaves through the athletic apparel industry, LeBron James has reportedly signed a lifetime contract with Nike that accidentally granted him complete ownership of the $180 billion company. Sources confirm the basketball superstar became Nike's sole...
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