Basketball
Mavericks Welcome Anthony Davis, Invest in Bubble Wrap and Extended Warranty
DALLAS — Following the blockbuster trade that sent Anthony Davis from the Los Angeles Lakers to the Dallas Mavericks, fans across Texas are celebrating in the only way they know how: cautiously. While excitement for the All-Star big man is at an all-time high,...
Basketball
LeBron’s Hairline Inducted Into the Basketball Hall of Fame
SPRINGFIELD, MA — In a move that has stunned the basketball world, the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame has announced its latest inductee—not a player, not a coach, not even a beloved mascot, but LeBron James’ hairline, which has reportedly defied logic, physics,...
- ADVERTISEMENT - 
Keep exploring
Basketball
Diana Taurasi to Retire; WNBA to Rename ‘Technical Foul’ Rule in Her Honor
PHOENIX— In a move that has sent shockwaves through professional basketball and struck fear...
Basketball
NBA Announces New Rule: Players Must Be At Least 7 Feet Tall to Dunk
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and short players contemplating...
Basketball
LeBron James Signs Lifetime Contract with Nike, Becomes Sole Owner of the Company
BEAVERTON, OR — In a historic deal that sent shockwaves through the athletic apparel...
Basketball
Taylor Swift and Anson Mount want to buy The Los Angeles Lakers
One of America's most popular celebrity couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, have just...
Basketball
Kyrie Irving Trades Earth for Flat Earth Society Membership
BREAKING NEWS: In a move that has left astrophysicists scrambling for their slide rules...
- ADVERTISEMENT -
Latest articles
Sports
A 101-year-old Texas oil billionaire marries an extremely gorgeous 22-year-old Dallas Cowboys cheerleader
Sports Territory Magazine has just broken the story that one of the richest oilmen...
Sports
Major League Baseball will now issue fines to players who spit their chewing tobacco on the dugout floor
The Sports Bet Gazette is reporting that MLB Commissioner Rob "The Man" Manfred is...
Uncategorized
The Franke Family’s Guide to Extreme Parenting: A Survival Reality Show
SALT LAKE CITY, UT - In a shocking turn of events that has left...
Business
Nation Horrified by Sudden Realization They Can’t Spend Money for One Day
WASHINGTON D.C. — In a shocking turn of events that has left millions of...