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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go way beyond immediate ejection of...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to none other than our roving reporter, Petula Tart, from The Ta Ta For Now News Agency. And what's all the buzz about? A little bit of football, a lot of...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

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