WASHINGTON D.C. - A tremor ran through the political landscape this week as a bipartisan bill, the "National Stapler Replenishment and Redundant Acronym Elimination Act" (NSRAEAE), unexpectedly sailed through both houses of Congress. Lawmakers, still reeling from the shock, are scrambling to find someone...

In Historic Push for Unity, Politician Successfully Divides Nation Into 147 Perfectly Antagonistic Groups WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking achievement for modern democracy, Senator John Middleground (I-Nowhere) announced today that his "Unity Through Division™" initiative has successfully carved the American electorate into exactly 147 mutually...