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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men has been captured by two La Brea Police Department police officers. You might think the Taliban is a throwback from the 2000s but it still has some tail-end SEO activity. Kitty Segovia,...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff after a player's tee shot. "We'll be cracking down hard," stated Bunker Hozelslicer, the new Director of Fans Yelling Out Stupid Stuff. Apparently, the new rules go way beyond immediate ejection of...
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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