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The Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It

London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick that yellow-beaked English...

Prince Harry, son of King Charles III, says he was snubbed by the royal family and he will never set foot in England again

Prince Harry attended the royal coronation of his father to honor him, but he says that upon reflection, he would have preferred to have stayed in America and taken his family to eat at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner. The Prince, who is a...
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Kim Jong-un Opens New Theme Park Featuring ‘Rocket Roller Coaster’ and ‘Nuke N’ Chill’ Ride

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Putin Claims to Have Invented Time Travel to Explain Past Failures

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Australia Bans Kangaroos from Hopping, Citing ‘Noise Pollution

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