In what Portuguese authorities are calling the “Abuela (Grandmother) of All Mudslides,” reports are that millions of tons of Portuguese mud are not in Spain.
Spanish authorities report that the mudslide caused widespread destruction throughout the country and they are insisting that Portugal foot the tremendous clean up bill.
A representative for the Portuguese government has told Spain in no uncertain terms that Mother Nature caused the damn mudslide, so they suggest that they bill Mother Nature.
Meanwhile Spain is pissed off as hell, and they are planning on activating their army, navy, and air force, in preparation to invade Portugal.
