In a rare show of cautious optimism, citizens nationwide are reportedly relieved that the current “interim government,” a fixture of uncertain authority and indefinite timelines, may actually hand over the reins this time around. After years of cycling through leadership labeled as “temporary” yet seemingly set in stone, residents are marveling at the astonishing possibility of a government that might be interim in more than just name.
“When I heard this interim administration was actually going to hand things over, I nearly spat out my coffee,” said Amir Karami, 34, a local shopkeeper and veteran skeptic. “But then I thought, wait—haven’t I heard this exact line before? I remember the last three ‘interim’ governments, all of whom vowed to be out the door the moment the real government arrived. If they had stuck to their word, my son would be learning about them in history class instead of still seeing them on TV!”
The nation’s history with “temporary” governance stretches back almost as far as the founding of the country itself, with leaders frequently adopting titles like “caretaker,” “provisional,” and “acting” as if these euphemisms could calm a populace wary of power grabs. Citizens were promised swift transitions to elected administrations, only to find themselves listening to decade-long “interim” budget speeches, all introduced with the favorite refrain, “just until things stabilize.”
In fact, many residents can trace personal milestones alongside various “transitional” regimes. “I celebrated my high school graduation under an interim president,” recalls Zainab Hashimi, 27. “Then my college graduation—same interim president. He even sent a note to my wedding! It’s like they’re the furniture; you can’t imagine the place without them.”
Skepticism reached a fever pitch during the last “temporary” government’s term, which was supposed to last six months but stretched to six years. To keep up appearances, the administration occasionally rolled out the “new head of government” (usually a senior official promoted from a different department), giving a fresh face to a role that had clearly taken up permanent residence. “Nothing says ‘transition’ like recycling the same old leadership, shuffled into slightly different titles every few years,” said Hadi El-Khalil, 42, a frustrated public policy professor. “There’s only so many times you can replace ‘Acting Deputy Interim’ with ‘Interim Deputy Acting’ before the public catches on.”
Adding to the comedy, members of this current interim administration have been on a “farewell tour” across the country, shaking hands, kissing babies, and somberly “preparing” the public for their departure, all while tacitly refusing to put an actual date on that departure. One press conference ran over an hour as the interim prime minister explained, in meticulous detail, that they were fully prepared to leave “any day now—just as soon as all paperwork is finalized, the office plants have been watered, and a respectable number of exit selfies have been posted online.”
Yet, this time, the public has dared to hope. There is something in the tone of government officials that seems to suggest they actually, maybe, might, sort of be serious about stepping down.
“It’s a new feeling, this glimmer of hope,” said Ali Mansour, a longtime critic and local barber. “People are genuinely thrilled at the idea that someone else could be taking charge, though I think the excitement is less about the new government and more about finally seeing the old one hit the road.”
Still, wary citizens remain on guard, having been duped before. To help ease lingering doubts, a government official suggested that citizens “think of us like an Airbnb host.” He went on to say, “We were just keeping the lights on until the main guests arrived. We’re definitely moving out as soon as we hand over the keys—give or take a few days for cleaning fees.”
The government’s dedication to the transition is reportedly so intense that interim leaders have started holding “transition training workshops,” helping newer members learn the fine art of convincing the public that everything is moving along. “We want people to know that we’re fully committed to this transition, and that we mean it this time,” said one interim cabinet member. “We’ve even considered packing up a box or two. Symbolic, of course. But meaningful.”
Despite the air of officiality, many fear the entire thing might still be an elaborate ruse to keep the interim team in place until another group of “temporary” officials are ready to take over. Rumors swirl of cabinet members who have pre-booked lunches for the next fiscal year and hints that “former interim advisors” might still keep office desks “just in case.”
For now, citizens have tried to be cautiously optimistic, while still hedging their bets. Street vendors have started selling T-shirts that read, “I Survived the Last Interim Government (So Far),” and “We’ll Believe It When We See It.” Crowds have even gathered in public squares, chanting, “Let them go! Let them go!” before quickly muttering, “But, you know, no pressure.”
As the handover date approaches, citizens are once again clinging to faint hopes that they might actually witness a government transition in real time. Of course, the promise of a smooth handover has been made before, and this administration has been surprisingly good at dragging things out. However, this time around, officials assure the public it’s different.
“Believe us,” said the interim prime minister in a closing statement. “This time, we’re really just… passing through.”
And as the crowd filed out, many were already drafting bumper stickers with a new national slogan: “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me seven times, well…welcome back.”
