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Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?

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If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump, with his countess indictments, must feel? M and H complain about all the pot-shot directed towards them. How would they feel with all of Trump’s indictments directed toward them?

And if Donald Trump were to complain, he should try to imagine what Yevgeny Prigozhin must be feeling hiding out somewhere in Belarus with Putin after him. And then there’s Mickey Mouse and the rest of the gang down in Florida, where Governor Ronald Dion DeSantis is waging a presidential bid on Mickey’s back. Ouch!

Harry and Meghan were in that everlasting summertime where living is easy with free rent, free cars, free designer clothes, free worldwide travel, free chauffeurs, maids, cooks, and nannies, and all they had to do was shake a few hands.

But, “I can’t believe I’m not being paid for shaking all these hands.”

Enter the Montecito escape package and the out-of-pocket costs for mortgage, property tax, maintenance, window cleaners, maids, nannies, utilities, clothing bills, shoe bills, auto costs, travel expenses, failed business ventures, so Meg and Harry say that they are sick and tired of people taking cheap shots at them.

Even Ronald Dion DeSantis, Yevgeny Prigozhin and Donald Trump must be shaken their heads in disbelief and amazement. Who, yes who, in their right mind, kills the Royal Golden Goose?

Donald Trump might say, “I never would have done it.”

DeSantis might say, “Mickey is just a rat.”

Yevgeny Prigozhin is more pensive. “We’ll see.”

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