Sadie Sink Joins Spider-Man 4, Immediately Forgets Her Own Identity Thanks to Doctor Strange’s Spell

In a bizarre turn of events, Sadie Sink, the talented star of “Stranger Things,” has joined the cast of “Spider-Man 4” only to find herself on the receiving end of an unexpected magical mishap. Sources close to the production reveal that Doctor Strange, in an attempt to help Sink get into character, accidentally cast a spell that has left her forgetting her own identity.

“I woke up this morning thinking I was Max Mayfield from Hawkins,” Sink reportedly said, confused. “I had to Google myself to remember I’m actually in a Spider-Man movie.”

The spell, a variation of the Runes of Kof-Kol, was meant to erase the memories of her previous roles to prevent method acting overlap. However, it seems to have had an unintended side effect, causing Sink to forget who she is altogether.

Marvel Studios has issued a statement assuring fans that they are working on reversing the spell and that Sink’s role in the film remains unchanged. Meanwhile, Tom Holland has taken it upon himself to remind Sink of her lines and character daily.

As for Sink, she’s taking it in stride, joking, “At least I still remember how to skateboard.”

This satirical piece combines the news of Sadie Sink’s casting in “Spider-Man 4” with the magical elements of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, specifically Doctor Strange’s powerful spells, to create a humorous scenario where Sink forgets her own identity.