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Groundbreaking Study: Horizontal Chocolate Consumption Could Add Years to Your Life, Scientists Somehow Conclude

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what researchers are calling a "revolutionary breakthrough" in nutritional science,...
Science

Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier

For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
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