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World Leaders Excited to Fly Thousands of Miles for Climate Summit to Pledge New Era of Zoom Meetings
In a move that climatologists are calling "a valiant effort with a questionable carbon...
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World Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Crisis with Strongly Worded Post-It Notes
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - After weeks of tense negotiations punctuated by lavish hors d'oeuvres and...
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Climate Scientists Begin Leaving Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes On SUVs
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - In a move that's both innovative and deeply relatable, climate scientists...
Climate News
Scoops of Doom: Climate Scientists Unveil Shocking Link Between Ice Cream and Global Warming
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a groundbreaking revelation that threatens to melt the very foundations...
Science
Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So
PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
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Greta Thunberg Announces ‘Climate Change Olympics’ Featuring Events Like ‘Glacier Melting Relay’ and ‘Sea Level Rise Hurdles’
Move over, Tokyo. Forget about Paris. Forget even about that time they held the...
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Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies
The world is experiencing an unprecedented cooling trend, with temperatures plummeting faster than a...
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Greta Thunberg Shakes Up Foodie Scene with “The ‘I’m Not Eating Meat’ Diner”
Europe - Move over, Impossible Burgers and Beyond Sausages, because there's a new sheriff...
Science
Scientists Finally Admit: Mars is Our Only Hope
BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning reversal of fortune, the world's leading climate scientists have...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...