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World Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Crisis with Strongly Worded Post-It Notes

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - After weeks of tense negotiations punctuated by lavish hors d'oeuvres and...
Climate

Climate Scientists Begin Leaving Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes On SUVs

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - In a move that's both innovative and deeply relatable, climate scientists...
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Climate

Scoops of Doom: Climate Scientists Unveil Shocking Link Between Ice Cream and Global Warming

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a groundbreaking revelation that threatens to melt the very foundations...
Science

Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
World news

Greta Thunberg Announces ‘Climate Change Olympics’ Featuring Events Like ‘Glacier Melting Relay’ and ‘Sea Level Rise Hurdles’

Move over, Tokyo. Forget about Paris. Forget even about that time they held the...
World news

Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies

The world is experiencing an unprecedented cooling trend, with temperatures plummeting faster than a...
World news

Greta Thunberg Shakes Up Foodie Scene with “The ‘I’m Not Eating Meat’ Diner”

Europe - Move over, Impossible Burgers and Beyond Sausages, because there's a new sheriff...
Science

Scientists Finally Admit: Mars is Our Only Hope

BREAKING NEWS: In a stunning reversal of fortune, the world's leading climate scientists have...
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WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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