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Sports
You Won’t Believe How This Guy Won the Daytona 500 (It’s His Mom’s Fault)
DAYTONA BEACH, FL – In a stunning upset that has shaken the very foundations...
Sports
When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now...
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Climate News
Scientists Confirm Universe Actually Just Really Elaborate Escape Room
NEW YORK CITY— In a development that would leave even the most seasoned existentialist...
US
Congress Passes Bill to Make ‘Please’ Optional in Polite Society
In a groundbreaking legislative move that has left etiquette experts baffled and social media...
Travel
Riding In Taxi While On Hold With Uber More ‘Authentic’ Travel Experience, Says Study
In a groundbreaking new study guaranteed to make even the most patient traveler yearn...
Money News
Stock Market Roller Coaster: Now with Loop-de-Loops and Inversions
Fasten your seatbelts, investors! The stock market, once a sedate carousel ride for the...
Science
Paleontologists Discover Dinosaur That Was Just Kind Of A Jerk
Move over, Tyrannosaurus Rex, your reign of terror has been overshadowed by a much...
World news
United Nations Pleads With World to Please Stop Generating So Many News Headlines All at Once
GENEVA - In a desperate plea echoing across the globe today, the United Nations...
Entertainment
Breaking Bad: The Sequel: Walter White’s Retirement Plan: Selling Kettle Corn
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — In a development that has left law enforcement officials simultaneously baffled...
Health News
Local Wellness Influencer’s Gut Bacteria Demands Union Recognition
Gwyneth Granolaheart, the local wellness influencer known for her daily kale smoothie and kombucha...
Travel
Study Finds 80% of Airport Security Staff Enjoy Watching People Fumble with Laptops, Shoes, and Liquids
ARLINGTON, VA - In a bombshell revelation that will forever alter your perception of...
Money News
Government Announces New Plan to Fight Inflation: Print More Money
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that has economists scrambling for their fainting couches...
US
U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
Entertainment
John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis
LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedians across the globe are reportedly scrambling for existential counseling...
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Entertainment
Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...