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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
Movies

Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
Entertainment

Breaking Bad Spin-off ‘Saul Good: The Lawyer Years’ to Feature Saul Goodman’s Early Career as a Pizza Delivery Driver”

Move over, Matlock. Brace yourself, Perry Mason. The legal world is about to witness...
Entertainment

Nicolas Cage Cast as Himself in Groundbreaking Biopic

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that's sending shockwaves through the cinematic universe (and...
Sports

Serena Williams Drops Forehand and a Bombshell: Tennis Icon Reveals Shocking Time Travel Secret

PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL - In a development that will leave Roger Federer questioning...
US

New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes

Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...
Entertainment

Barbie’s Sequel: Ken’s Midlife Crisis

Move over, Wonder Woman. Buckle up, Mulan. The next cinematic force to shatter glass...

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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
World news

King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...

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