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You Won’t Believe How This Guy Won the Daytona 500 (It’s His Mom’s Fault)
DAYTONA BEACH, FL – In a stunning upset that has shaken the very foundations...
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When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
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Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
Entertainment
Breaking Bad Spin-off ‘Saul Good: The Lawyer Years’ to Feature Saul Goodman’s Early Career as a Pizza Delivery Driver”
Move over, Matlock. Brace yourself, Perry Mason. The legal world is about to witness...
Entertainment
Nicolas Cage Cast as Himself in Groundbreaking Biopic
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that's sending shockwaves through the cinematic universe (and...
Sports
Serena Williams Drops Forehand and a Bombshell: Tennis Icon Reveals Shocking Time Travel Secret
PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL - In a development that will leave Roger Federer questioning...
US
New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes
Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...
Entertainment
Barbie’s Sequel: Ken’s Midlife Crisis
Move over, Wonder Woman. Buckle up, Mulan. The next cinematic force to shatter glass...
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Canada is sending the battleship ‘Margaret Trudeau’ to Ukraine
The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he...
Entertainment
Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...