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Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

A Bold Step Towards a Brighter, More Productive Future (Or So They Say) In a...
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Biden Announces New Pet Rock Policy: ‘It’s Got More Brains Than Some Congressmen”

WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move to address congressional gridlock, President Joe Biden unveiled...
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Congress Passes Law Mandating Daily Naps for All Employees, Including the President

WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented display of bipartisan cooperation, Congress passed the National Alertness...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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