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Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early
A Bold Step Towards a Brighter, More Productive Future (Or So They Say) In a...
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Biden Announces New Pet Rock Policy: ‘It’s Got More Brains Than Some Congressmen”
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move to address congressional gridlock, President Joe Biden unveiled...
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Congress Passes Law Mandating Daily Naps for All Employees, Including the President
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented display of bipartisan cooperation, Congress passed the National Alertness...
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