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United Nations Pleads With World to Please Stop Generating So Many News Headlines All at Once

GENEVA - In a desperate plea echoing across the globe today, the United Nations...
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In Major Breakthrough, Scientists Confirm Diplomatic Relations Are Now Just Obsolete Technology

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - In a development as shocking as a participation trophy at the...
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Local Wellness Influencer’s Gut Bacteria Demands Union Recognition

Gwyneth Granolaheart, the local wellness influencer known for her daily kale smoothie and kombucha...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
Money

Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
Entertainment

Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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