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United Nations Pleads With World to Please Stop Generating So Many News Headlines All at Once
GENEVA - In a desperate plea echoing across the globe today, the United Nations...
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In Major Breakthrough, Scientists Confirm Diplomatic Relations Are Now Just Obsolete Technology
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - In a development as shocking as a participation trophy at the...
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Local Wellness Influencer’s Gut Bacteria Demands Union Recognition
Gwyneth Granolaheart, the local wellness influencer known for her daily kale smoothie and kombucha...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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Canada is sending the battleship ‘Margaret Trudeau’ to Ukraine
The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...