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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders

The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner...
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The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest...
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Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
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