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Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
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Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones dazzles in epic dance-off with Cowboys cheerleaders
The latest rumor to come out of Big D (Dallas) is that Cowboys owner...
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The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest...
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Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense
DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
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