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Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Donald They Don’t Want You to Know

BREAKING: Love Trumps All - Secret Romance Between Political Titans Rocks Nation WASHINGTON — In...
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Trump Declares War On Hurricanes, Promises Total Weather Victory By 2024

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a bold move that has meteorologists questioning their career choices,...
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Former President Goes Incognito, Discovers Americans Really Just Want Better Cup Holders

Washington D.C. - In what can only be described as the most tremendous undercover...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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