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White House Unveils Groundbreaking “Inflation Reduction Trampoline”: Bounce Your Way to Lower Prices!

In a move that economists are calling "unprecedented" and "possibly the result of a...
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Federal Reserve Raises Interest Rates Again: Because Why Not?

In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with the concept of time,...
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Fed Delivers Lump of Coal With Latest Interest Rate Hike, Just in Time for Holiday Cheer

In a move guaranteed to inspire carols of despair and a nationwide sugar plum...
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Wall Street Experts: ‘We Have No Idea What’s Going On

For decades, Wall Street has been a bastion of financial brilliance. Pinstriped prophets, armed...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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