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Debate Stage Collapses Under Weight of Attack Ads

(WASHINGTON D.C.) - In a development that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
Politics

Political Ads Announce Candidate is ‘For the People,’ but Not ‘The People’ in Their District

LOCAL CANDIDATE PROUDLY 'FOR THE PEOPLE,' JUST NOT THESE SPECIFIC PEOPLE HERE SPRINGFIELD, IL —...
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Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

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BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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