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Local Gym Introduces ‘Procrastination Treadmill’ That Automatically Starts Tomorrow

In a groundbreaking move that will redefine the very concept of exercise, St. Petersburg's...
Science

Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address

In a story that has left fitness enthusiasts and existential philosophers equally perplexed, a...
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Health

New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice

Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
Money

Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
Sports

Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
Entertainment

Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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