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Local Gym Introduces ‘Procrastination Treadmill’ That Automatically Starts Tomorrow
In a groundbreaking move that will redefine the very concept of exercise, St. Petersburg's...
Science
Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address
In a story that has left fitness enthusiasts and existential philosophers equally perplexed, a...
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New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice
Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...