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When two nerds go to war, moms get mad and cheerleaders laugh
Since Elon Musk can’t tell a joke to save his life, he is now...
Travel
Riding In Taxi While On Hold With Uber More ‘Authentic’ Travel Experience, Says Study
In a groundbreaking new study guaranteed to make even the most patient traveler yearn...
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Money News
Stock Market Roller Coaster: Now with Loop-de-Loops and Inversions
Fasten your seatbelts, investors! The stock market, once a sedate carousel ride for the...
Science
Paleontologists Discover Dinosaur That Was Just Kind Of A Jerk
Move over, Tyrannosaurus Rex, your reign of terror has been overshadowed by a much...
Science
Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address
In a story that has left fitness enthusiasts and existential philosophers equally perplexed, a...
Money News
Government Announces New Plan to Fight Inflation: Print More Money
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that has economists scrambling for their fainting couches...
US
CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
Science
Doctors Warn Against Overuse of ‘Snooze’ Button: Could Lead to Time Travel
ST. PETERSBURG, FL - In a development that has sleep researchers scrambling for extra...
Movies News
Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon
HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
Science
Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier
For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
US
New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes
Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...
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Entertainment
Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...