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Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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Movies

Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
Science

Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier

For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
US

New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes

Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...

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Entertainment

Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
World news

An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
World news

King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...

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