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Riding In Taxi While On Hold With Uber More ‘Authentic’ Travel Experience, Says Study

In a groundbreaking new study guaranteed to make even the most patient traveler yearn...
Money

Stock Market Roller Coaster: Now with Loop-de-Loops and Inversions

Fasten your seatbelts, investors! The stock market, once a sedate carousel ride for the...
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Science

Paleontologists Discover Dinosaur That Was Just Kind Of A Jerk

Move over, Tyrannosaurus Rex, your reign of terror has been overshadowed by a much...
Science

Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address

In a story that has left fitness enthusiasts and existential philosophers equally perplexed, a...
Money

Government Announces New Plan to Fight Inflation: Print More Money

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that has economists scrambling for their fainting couches...
US

CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
Science

Doctors Warn Against Overuse of ‘Snooze’ Button: Could Lead to Time Travel

ST. PETERSBURG, FL - In a development that has sleep researchers scrambling for extra...
Movies

Tom Cruise Reportedly Training for Role in ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ by Attempting to Live on the Moon

HOLLYWOOD, CA - In a move that would make even Evel Knievel reconsider his...
Science

Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier

For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
US

New Restaurant Opens Serving Only ‘Florida Man’ Inspired Dishes

Just last week, a Florida man (shocking, we know) attempted to rob a gas...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
Money

Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
Sports

Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
Entertainment

Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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