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World Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Crisis with Strongly Worded Post-It Notes

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - After weeks of tense negotiations punctuated by lavish hors d'oeuvres and...
Climate

Climate Scientists Begin Leaving Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes On SUVs

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN - In a move that's both innovative and deeply relatable, climate scientists...
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Experts say that Great Britain’s Robin Hood Volcano could erupt at anytime

Esteemed geologist Abner "Flasher" Cockburn has raised the alarm about the newly formed Robin...
Tech

Global Warming – Huge Antarctic Ice Berg Splits Off – Ends up as Icecubes in Australia

Thursday, 26 January 2023 Global Warming directly and Indirectly is causing hug icebergs in Antarctica. Recently...
Climate

Scoops of Doom: Climate Scientists Unveil Shocking Link Between Ice Cream and Global Warming

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a groundbreaking revelation that threatens to melt the very foundations...
Science

Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
World news

World Leaders Agree to Ban Clouds for Causing Too Much Shade

In a move that climatologists are calling "the dumbest thing I've heard since flat-Earthers...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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