government
US
Breaking: Senators Seen Reading Legislation They Just Passed, Gasps Ensue
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a scene reminiscent of the lost city of Atlantis being...
World news
Nation Relieved To Discover ‘Interim Government’ Isn’t Actually Permanent This Time
In a rare show of cautious optimism, citizens nationwide are reportedly relieved that the...
- ADVERTISEMENT - 
US
U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
Uncategorized
New Study Reveals 97% of Public Servants Still Confused by the Concept of ‘Public Service’
In a shocking exposé that will leave taxpayers with a newfound appreciation for their...
Money News
Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos
In a move that's sure to leave economists scratching their heads and children ecstatic,...
Uncategorized
Supreme Court to Rule on Whether Supreme Court Should Be Above the Law
In a move that would make Founding Father James Madison do a spit-take of...
- ADVERTISEMENT -
Latest articles
Entertainment
Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...