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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
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The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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The new Anson Mount ‘Hell On Wheels’ condoms are flying off the shelves

Reports filtering out of Madison Avenue are that the new "Hell On Wheels" Condoms,...
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Harry and Megs create royal rap song

Everything else failed: interviews, books, Netflix film, the Manhattan car chase. Still, the royal...
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Taylor Swift is the new spokeswoman for Non-knock-up™ birth control pills

There is no one in the entire United States who makes more TV commercials...
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It is so damn hot in Texas that a woman baked a loaf of bread in her mail box

The Houston Citizen Review Newspaper reports that the temperatures in Texas are so damn...
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Joaquin Gazpacho, who is Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, inducted into the Bullfighting Hall of Fame

The bullfighting world is reporting that the world's most famous matador has just been...
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New Fitness Watch Feature Judges Your Life Choices in Your Mother’s Voice

Move over, step trackers and calorie counters. The future of self-improvement is here, and...
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UN Declares ‘Saying Sorry’ Sufficient Punishment for International War Crimes

GENEVA, Switzerland - In a move that's sure to revolutionize international power struggles, the...
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Debate Over Healthcare Reform Derailed by Heated Disagreement on What Healthcare’ Means

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a display of peak American dysfunction, the much-anticipated healthcare reform...
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Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
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Groundbreaking Study: Horizontal Chocolate Consumption Could Add Years to Your Life, Scientists Somehow Conclude

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what researchers are calling a "revolutionary breakthrough" in nutritional science,...
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Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
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Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: A Flamethrower-Equipped Tesla Model X

Move over, self-driving cars, because Elon Musk, the visionary tech lord with a penchant...
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Meta Announces New Social Media Platform: ‘Facebook Lite: For People Who Can’t Afford Internet

In a move that's bound to revolutionize the dial-up era, Meta has unveiled its...
Entertainment

The new reality TV show “Secrets” is a bona fide success

The Cosmos News Service is reporting that the latest reality show to hit the...
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Kim Kardashian goes commando

The most popular of the Kardashian klan is certainly not shy about making a...
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The nation’s number one lipstick is Cover Chick Cosmetic’s ‘Sultry’

The lipstick industry has just gotten the biggest boost since waterproof lipstick as "Sultry,"...

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