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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
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Global Warming Causes Record-Breaking Snowfall: Nature’s Way of Saying, I Told You So

PALM SPRINGS, CA - In a development that would have surprised even the most...
Health

Groundbreaking Study: Horizontal Chocolate Consumption Could Add Years to Your Life, Scientists Somehow Conclude

CAMBRIDGE, MA — In what researchers are calling a "revolutionary breakthrough" in nutritional science,...
Sports

Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
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Elon Musk’s Latest Venture: A Flamethrower-Equipped Tesla Model X

Move over, self-driving cars, because Elon Musk, the visionary tech lord with a penchant...
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U.S. Government Announces Plan to Solve All Problems by Just Renaming Them

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that would make Marie Kondo blush, the U.S....
Money

Investors Finally Realize They Should’ve Invested in Comic Books Instead

Forget Bitcoin. Forget Dogecoin (who could have predicted a meme about a Shiba Inu...
Entertainment

John Mulaney to Host Netflix Show: Comedians Worldwide Brace for Existential Crisis

LOS ANGELES, CA - Comedians across the globe are reportedly scrambling for existential counseling...
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Congress Passes Law Making Daylight Savings Time Permanent… Because They’re Tired of Getting Up Early

A Bold Step Towards a Brighter, More Productive Future (Or So They Say) In a...
Money

Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs

In a move that's sure to leave your grandpa clutching his worn-out leather wallet,...
Sports

Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again

NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move that some are calling "aggressively sentimental," Yankees...
Entertainment

Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour: The Only Concert Where You Can Actually Get a Workout

In a revolutionary move that's bound to leave treadmills gathering dust and personal trainers...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
World news

Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...
Entertainment

Reality check: Harry and Meghan are sick and tired?

If Meghan and Harry are sick and tired, can anyone imagine how Donald Trump,...
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Fed Delivers Lump of Coal With Latest Interest Rate Hike, Just in Time for Holiday Cheer

In a move guaranteed to inspire carols of despair and a nationwide sugar plum...

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