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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership...
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Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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Treasury Department to Replace Dollar Bills with NFTs

In a move that's sure to leave your grandpa clutching his worn-out leather wallet,...
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Yankees Fans Start Petition to Retire Jeter’s Number… Again

NEW YORK — In an unprecedented move that some are calling "aggressively sentimental," Yankees...
Entertainment

Beyoncé’s Renaissance Tour: The Only Concert Where You Can Actually Get a Workout

In a revolutionary move that's bound to leave treadmills gathering dust and personal trainers...
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FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground

In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
Science

Self-Driving Cars Now Capable of Road Rage

LOS ANGELES, CA - Move over, middle-aged man in a minivan, there's a new...
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World Peace Achieved After Leaders Agree to Settle Disputes via Mario Kart Tournaments

In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scrambling for their...
US

CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
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World’s Billionaires Pool Resources to Build Giant Money Bin, Hire Scrooge McDuck as Consultant

In a move that will surely inspire heartwarming tales of rags-to-riches and the unyielding...
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New Study Reveals 97% of Public Servants Still Confused by the Concept of ‘Public Service’

In a shocking exposé that will leave taxpayers with a newfound appreciation for their...
Entertainment

Christopher Nolan’s Next Film ‘Interstellar 2’ to Be Shot Entirely in Zero Gravity: Cast Requires Extreme Training in ‘Space Yoga’

In a move that will have moviegoers scrambling to dust off their high school...
NFL

Sean Payton’s New Job: Coaching the Denver Broncos… to a Lifetime of Mediocrity

ENGLEWOOD, CO - In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
Money

Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos

In a move that's sure to leave economists scratching their heads and children ecstatic,...
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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership...
Entertainment

Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...

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