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White House Unveils Groundbreaking “Inflation Reduction Trampoline”: Bounce Your Way to Lower Prices!

In a move that economists are calling "unprecedented" and "possibly the result of a...
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Prices Rising So Fast, You Can Watch Your Money Disappear Before Your Eyes

Remember the bygone era of 2023, when a measly twenty bucks could buy you...
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Federal Reserve Raises Interest Rates Again: Because Why Not?

In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with the concept of time,...
Money

Inflation So High, People Are Trading Money for Candy Bars at the Gas Station

In a shocking turn of events that economists, cashiers, and candy lovers all saw...
Money

Inflation So High, Even Your Dollar Bills Are Asking for a Raise

NEW YORK CITY – In an unprecedented display of worker solidarity, a crisp Benjamin...
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