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Biden Announces New ‘Sniffing Tax’ to Fund Social Security

WASHINGTON — In a bold move to address the looming Social Security crisis, President...
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Biden’s Memory So Good He Remembers Things That Haven’t Happened Yet

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an unprecedented twist of human cognitive evolution, President Joe Biden has reportedly...
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