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Kim Kardashian says that her matador boyfriend “El Gazpacho” is the sexiest man on Earth!
Kim Kardashian has stated that her boyfriend, Joaquin Beaurgeard Gazpacho, is considered by the...
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Congress Passes Bill to Make ‘Please’ Optional in Polite Society
In a groundbreaking legislative move that has left etiquette experts baffled and social media...
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Basketball
NBA Announces New Rule: Players Must Be At Least 7 Feet Tall to Dunk
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and short players contemplating...
Sports
Golfing Sensation Holly Sonders’ Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of...
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United Nations Pleads With World to Please Stop Generating So Many News Headlines All at Once
GENEVA - In a desperate plea echoing across the globe today, the United Nations...
World news
In Major Breakthrough, Scientists Confirm Diplomatic Relations Are Now Just Obsolete Technology
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND - In a development as shocking as a participation trophy at the...
Health News
Local Wellness Influencer’s Gut Bacteria Demands Union Recognition
Gwyneth Granolaheart, the local wellness influencer known for her daily kale smoothie and kombucha...
US
Breaking: Senators Seen Reading Legislation They Just Passed, Gasps Ensue
WASHINGTON D.C. - In a scene reminiscent of the lost city of Atlantis being...
Science
Man Who Tracked Steps All Year Somehow Still At Same Address
In a story that has left fitness enthusiasts and existential philosophers equally perplexed, a...
US
FBI Launches Nationwide Search for America’s Missing Middle Ground
In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation reeling, the Federal...
US
CDC Recommends New Vaccine to Prevent ‘Political Foot-in-Mouth Disease’
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a press conference riddled with nervous coughs and awkward silences,...
Money News
Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos
In a move that's sure to leave economists scratching their heads and children ecstatic,...
World news
World Leaders Agree to Ban Clouds for Causing Too Much Shade
In a move that climatologists are calling "the dumbest thing I've heard since flat-Earthers...
World news
Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies
The world is experiencing an unprecedented cooling trend, with temperatures plummeting faster than a...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
Politics News
Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
Politics News
Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
Tech
What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...