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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership...
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Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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Government Announces New Stimulus Package: Free Candy and Temporary Tattoos

In a move that's sure to leave economists scratching their heads and children ecstatic,...
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World Leaders Agree to Ban Clouds for Causing Too Much Shade

In a move that climatologists are calling "the dumbest thing I've heard since flat-Earthers...
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Scientists Discover New Ice Age Caused by Excessive Polar Bear Selfies

The world is experiencing an unprecedented cooling trend, with temperatures plummeting faster than a...
Science

Scientists Discover That Eating Chocolate Makes You Live Longer… Or at Least Happier

For centuries, humanity has chased the elusive fountain of youth. Countless potions, fads, and...
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Serena Williams Drops Forehand and a Bombshell: Tennis Icon Reveals Shocking Time Travel Secret

PALM BEACH GARDENS, FL - In a development that will leave Roger Federer questioning...

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Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss considering naming Tom Brady the new Lakers head coach

Hold on to your balls, folks! The Lakers of Los Angeles, under the ownership...
Entertainment

Carrie Underwood’s ‘Country Girl String Bikini Panties’ are selling like cotton candy at the carnival

Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle writes that there is no sexier, more stunningly...
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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...

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