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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and...
Football

The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott

PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest...
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Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense

DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
Football

Sean Payton’s New Job: Coaching the Denver Broncos… to a Lifetime of Mediocrity

ENGLEWOOD, CO - In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
Football

Josh Allen’s Latest Challenge: Learning to Celebrate Touchdowns Without Screaming Like a Banshee

Buffalo, NY - In a development that has left sports analysts scrambling for metaphors...
Football

Lamar Jackson’s New Contract: A Lifetime Supply of Ravens and a Lifetime Ban on Running Backs

Forget guaranteed money, forget signing bonuses, forget the usual trappings of a record-breaking NFL...
Football

Referee Apologizes for Calling Penalty on Player for ‘Excessive Celebration of Mediocrity

PHOENIX, AZ — In an emotional press conference that shook the foundations of professional...
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