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Steamy texts from hot, sexy Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
Sports Balls Illustrated Daily senior writer Dottie Bazooka has just compiled a list of...
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Fried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and...
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The Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest...
Football
Cowboys Fans Finally Understand the Concept of Defense
DALLAS, TX - In a development as shocking as Jerry Jones wearing a sensible...
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Sean Payton’s New Job: Coaching the Denver Broncos… to a Lifetime of Mediocrity
ENGLEWOOD, CO - In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
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Josh Allen’s Latest Challenge: Learning to Celebrate Touchdowns Without Screaming Like a Banshee
Buffalo, NY - In a development that has left sports analysts scrambling for metaphors...
Football
Lamar Jackson’s New Contract: A Lifetime Supply of Ravens and a Lifetime Ban on Running Backs
Forget guaranteed money, forget signing bonuses, forget the usual trappings of a record-breaking NFL...
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Referee Apologizes for Calling Penalty on Player for ‘Excessive Celebration of Mediocrity
PHOENIX, AZ — In an emotional press conference that shook the foundations of professional...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...
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What did European ancestors look like?
Bonkers scientists have unearthed evidence of what the human landscape looked like 10,000 years...