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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald...
Entertainment

Harry Styles to Run for President: Campaign Slogan ‘Treat People With Kindness’ (and a Watermelon Sugar Tax)

BREAKING: Harry Styles Announces Presidential Bid, Promises to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Dance-Offs INDIO,...
Politics

Majority of Voters Say They Want Change, Will Definitely Re-elect Same People in November

WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that has political analysts scratching...
Politics

Nation Excited for Upcoming Election Season of Relentless Attack Ads and Family Division

In a surprising twist that has shocked pundits and pollsters alike, Americans across the...
Politics

Scandal Rocks Government as Officials Caught Acting in Best Interest of Constituents

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a development sending shockwaves through the political establishment, a team...
Politics

Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Putin Claims to Have Invented Time Travel to Explain Past Failures

MOSCOW—In a shocking turn of events that has left the international community baffled, Russian...

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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...

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