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Presidential Candidate Confirms: ‘I Will Definitely Be Fiscally Responsible With Your Hopes and Dreams

MANCHESTER, NH — Standing at a podium constructed entirely from recycled campaign promises, presidential...
Politics

Debate Stage Collapses Under Weight of Attack Ads

(WASHINGTON D.C.) - In a development that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
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Biden’s Secret Weapon: A Time Machine to Remind Voters of the Previous Administration

WASHINGTON — In a bold move to address what White House officials are calling...
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Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Donald They Don’t Want You to Know

BREAKING: Love Trumps All - Secret Romance Between Political Titans Rocks Nation WASHINGTON — In...
Politics

Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald...
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Harry Styles to Run for President: Campaign Slogan ‘Treat People With Kindness’ (and a Watermelon Sugar Tax)

BREAKING: Harry Styles Announces Presidential Bid, Promises to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Dance-Offs INDIO,...
Politics

Majority of Voters Say They Want Change, Will Definitely Re-elect Same People in November

WASHINGTON — In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance that has political analysts scratching...
Politics

Nation Excited for Upcoming Election Season of Relentless Attack Ads and Family Division

In a surprising twist that has shocked pundits and pollsters alike, Americans across the...
Politics

Scandal Rocks Government as Officials Caught Acting in Best Interest of Constituents

WASHINGTON D.C. – In a development sending shockwaves through the political establishment, a team...
Politics

Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Putin Claims to Have Invented Time Travel to Explain Past Failures

MOSCOW—In a shocking turn of events that has left the international community baffled, Russian...
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