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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
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PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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GOP Proposes New Amendment: Any News That Makes Republicans Uncomfortable is Fake

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking move to streamline the fact-checking process, Republican lawmakers introduced...
Politics

Political Ads Announce Candidate is ‘For the People,’ but Not ‘The People’ in Their District

LOCAL CANDIDATE PROUDLY 'FOR THE PEOPLE,' JUST NOT THESE SPECIFIC PEOPLE HERE SPRINGFIELD, IL —...
Politics

Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Donald They Don’t Want You to Know

BREAKING: Love Trumps All - Secret Romance Between Political Titans Rocks Nation WASHINGTON — In...
Politics

Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald...
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Boris Johnson Announces New Political Party: ‘The Brexit Remorse Party’

LONDON—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits speechless and hairdressers nationwide...
Politics

Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Biden Announces New Pet Rock Policy: ‘It’s Got More Brains Than Some Congressmen”

WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move to address congressional gridlock, President Joe Biden unveiled...

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An infamous Taliban hit man captured as he was eating a cheeseburger at The La Bea Tar Pits Diner

The iNews News Agency reports that one of the most wanted Taliban hit men...
Sports

PGA Tour bans fans from yelling stupid stuff after tee shots

The PGA Tour has announced new rules for fans yelling out really stupid stuff...
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King Charles says that he is seriously considering buying Wembley Stadium

Hold onto your scarves footy fans because King Charles recently spilled the beans to...
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Prince William says that the photo of him and the Soho pole dancer holding hands was photoshopped

Prince William, who has been known to have a bit of a wandering eye,...

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