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Third-Party Candidate Announces Platform: ‘I Promise Not to Run for President Again

MANCHESTER, NH — In an unprecedented campaign announcement that has sent shockwaves through the...
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Congress Passes Bill to Replace Electoral College with TikTok Dance-Off

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking move to modernize America's democratic process, Congress passed legislation...
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Presidential Candidate Confirms: ‘I Will Definitely Be Fiscally Responsible With Your Hopes and Dreams

MANCHESTER, NH — Standing at a podium constructed entirely from recycled campaign promises, presidential...
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Debate Stage Collapses Under Weight of Attack Ads

(WASHINGTON D.C.) - In a development that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the...
Politics

Biden’s New Plan: A Nap and a Snack, and Maybe a Nap Later

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking announcement that's being hailed as "the most comfortable policy...
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Biden’s Secret Weapon: A Time Machine to Remind Voters of the Previous Administration

WASHINGTON — In a bold move to address what White House officials are calling...
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Trump Announces New Reality Show: ‘The Apprentice: The Return of the Tangerine Tyrant

IN A TOTALLY REAL DEAL, TRUMP ANNOUNCES NEW REALITY SHOW FROM PRISON: 'THE APPRENTICE:...
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GOP Proposes New Amendment: Any News That Makes Republicans Uncomfortable is Fake

WASHINGTON — In a groundbreaking move to streamline the fact-checking process, Republican lawmakers introduced...
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Political Ads Announce Candidate is ‘For the People,’ but Not ‘The People’ in Their District

LOCAL CANDIDATE PROUDLY 'FOR THE PEOPLE,' JUST NOT THESE SPECIFIC PEOPLE HERE SPRINGFIELD, IL —...
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Love Trumps All: The Secret Affair Between Kamala and Donald They Don’t Want You to Know

BREAKING: Love Trumps All - Secret Romance Between Political Titans Rocks Nation WASHINGTON — In...
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Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald...
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Boris Johnson Announces New Political Party: ‘The Brexit Remorse Party’

LONDON—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits speechless and hairdressers nationwide...
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Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’

SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Biden Announces New Pet Rock Policy: ‘It’s Got More Brains Than Some Congressmen”

WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move to address congressional gridlock, President Joe Biden unveiled...
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White House Confirms: No More ‘Helicopter Parents’ Interfering in Dance Routines

WASHINGTON — In what's being hailed as a landmark victory for America's youth, the...
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Economy in Shambles: Countries Now Trading in Memes and TikTok Likes

BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - In a move that economists are calling "the most creative economic...
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Tsarukyan’s Back? More Like Tsarukyan’s Back OUT!

In a stunning display of athletic commitment that would make a porcelain doll wince,...
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Saif Ali Khan Admits His Beard Has Final Say in All Movie Roles

MUMBAI — In a groundbreaking press conference that sent shockwaves through Bollywood, veteran actor...

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