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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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JD Vance Becomes First Millennial VP; White House Staff Braces for Mandatory Avocado Toast Mondays
WASHINGTON, D.C. – History was made today as JD Vance was sworn in as...
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Trump’s New Campaign Slogan: ‘I’ll Make America Great Again… Or At Least Less Awful
MAR-A-LAGO, FL — In a stunning departure from his trademark hyperbole, former President Donald...
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Boris Johnson Announces New Political Party: ‘The Brexit Remorse Party’
LONDON—In a stunning turn of events that left political pundits speechless and hairdressers nationwide...
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Tech Billionaires Prepare for 2024 Election: ‘We’ll Own Every Candidate by March’
SILICON VALLEY—In a move that has surprised absolutely no one, America’s top tech billionaires...
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Biden Announces New Pet Rock Policy: ‘It’s Got More Brains Than Some Congressmen”
WASHINGTON — In an unprecedented move to address congressional gridlock, President Joe Biden unveiled...
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Canada is sending the battleship ‘Margaret Trudeau’ to Ukraine
The Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has informed the citziens of Canada that he...
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Apple Releases Severance: Workplace Edition, Removes All Fun
CUPERTINO, CA — In a bold move to strengthen corporate compliance and keep workplace...
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Steve Bannon Advocates for Trump’s Third Term
WASHINGTON— In a move that has both constitutional scholars and reality itself shaking their...
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Kash Patel Unveils ‘Top Secret’ Documents? Wikipedia what?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a shocking exposé that has left the intelligence community somewhere...